Ueck, One Night Only, Super Trooper 3

Movie 1: Ueck

This is a wonderful documentary about one of America’s most beloved sportscasters. It chronicles the life of Bob Uecker, in and out of baseball.  Growing up in Chicago this movie brought back lots of great memories.  Unfortunately it’s only in limited release in the Midwest.  But keep a lookout for it.  It deserves national distribution.

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Movie 2: One Night Only

We weren’t expecting much from this romantic comedy and were pleasantly surprised that we found it entertaining.   The absurd premise is the government allows single people to only have sex one night a year.  And folks are given wrist monitors to follow their activities.  There were several comedic moments amid the craziness.  And the chemistry between the two lead actors is fun to see. 

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Movie 3: , Super Trooper 3

From what we’ve read the troopers in this third sequel are trying to bring down a local drug ring.  Well, if the critics say so, but we can’t really verify it.  We dozed on and off thru this absolutely vulgar mess of a comedy.  We know now why we hadn’t seen the first two.  And won’t be seeing the upcoming fourth one.

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Spider-Man: Brand New Day, I Want Your Sex, The Beach House Murders

Movie 1: Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Once again Peter Parker (Spider-Man) spends most of his time protecting New York City from all manner of criminals, crime and terrorists.  This really is a feel good spectacular.  The chemistry between the young stars is palpable on screen.  We aren’t huge Spider-Man fans, but this latest edition is by far the best.  Worldwide it’s setting box office records, making just under one billion dollars in three days.

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Movie 2: I Want Your Sex

This is yet another movie we didn’t know anything about before seeing it.  Were we pleasantly surprised.  This is a wickedly funny and sexually charged adult comedy/satire.  The writing and acting are brilliant.  The avant-garde owner of a Los Angeles art gallery picks and chooses her staff with sexual escapades in mind.  This movie will not be for everyone, but the acting and directing are a fun tour de force to watch.  The sons of Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Cuba Gooding Jr. are a hoot.

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Movie 3: The Beach House Murders

This is an interesting Netflix movie.  A writer, who has had a very difficult past, goes to a Santa Barbara area beach house to finish a book.  Several murders seem to follow her.  Some good twists and turns.  Not great film making but entertaining enough.

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23000 Lives, Heartstopper Forever, Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea

Movie 1: 23000 Lives

This is a true story about a group of young Germans who feel it is their responsibility to help African migrants cross the Mediterranean from North Africa to Sicily.  Dealing with pirates, sinking and overcrowed boats, the Italian government and all manner of weather, these young folks literally save 23,000 lives.  Well done and inspiring.  On Netflix.

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Movie 2: Heartstopper Forever

This is a charming British coming of age gay romance.  Two high school kids, one a junior and the other a senior fall in love and deal with all the angst teenagers everywhere do.  Well written and acted and accurately tells a universal story.  On Netflix.

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Movie 3: Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea

This is a well done Netflix documentary about the capsizing of the Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia yards off the coast of Tuscany.  With actual footage and passenger and crew interviews, this movie really highlights the horrors and unbelievable mistakes of that January night in 2012.  For those of us who have enjoyed cruising over the years, watching the mistakes and horror of this disaster will give you nightmares.

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The Invite, The Fundamentals of Caring, Maddie’s Secret

Movie 1: The Invite

This is a wonderfully written, directed and acted adult drama/comedy. Two couples live in the same San Francisco apartment building. When one couple invites the other to dinner, things unexpectedly unravel out of control. The situations and reactions are very funny and satirically realistic. Watching this movie, we wondered how much was scripted and how much was ad-libbed.

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Movie 2: The Fundamentals of Caring

This is a 2016 Netflix movie we knew nothing about.  A middle aged man is hired as a care giver to a special needs teenager.  He convinces his mother to let him take her son on a road trip.  The fun and drama starts then.  Really good and touching acting.  Once again Paul Rudd delivers a human and funny performance.  This is a very entertaining movie.

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Movie 3: Maddie’s Secret

This is a fun and well done satire comedy/drama.  It follows the life of a chef as she rises in the TV food and restaurant business.  This is the directorial debut for John Early who also plays the main character Maddie.  The movie was made for $1,000,000.  Very low budget in Hollywood terms.  But it feels much more professionally done and has already recouped that amount in its first two weeks.

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Supergirl, Lucky Strike, Minions & Monsters

Movie 1: Supergirl

This is yet another super hero movie, this time from DC Comics.  There are the usual villains and disasters and lots of action and special effects.  Yet somehow this movie was just a big yawn.  The acting and cinematography are nothing special.  Fans of this genre will probably find this entertaining.  And it is always good seeing female characters fighting for truth, justice and the American Way! 

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Movie 2: Lucky Strike

This is a fairly decent and entertaining WWII action thriller.  During the Battle of the Bulge a group of soldiers is tasked with mining a road to stop the Nazi advance.  Lots of action.  This movie seems reminiscent of other war movies.  Not exactly sure Scott Eastwood was the right choice to carry this film, but he does an OK job.    

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Movie 3: Minions & Monsters

This is the third Minions movie in the franchise and has been a critical and financial success.  Once again it is a silly, slapstick humor adventure that will appeal to all ages.  This movie is considered a prequel and set in 1920’s Hollywood.  There are several familiar voices (Allison Janney, Jessie Eisenberg).  The youngsters in our audience laughed and clapped throughout.

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The Death of Robin Hood, Leviticus, I Will Find You

Movie 1: The Death of Robin Hood

This is a very different take on the classic folk story.  It is also very dark and more than a little bleak.  This Robin Hood is not the hero we all know.  He is a murderous thug that rampages through England with little regard for anyone.  Once we got used to the overt violence there were interesting scenes and cinematography.  This Robin Hood spends his final days at a convent on a small offshore island.  A very unusual and dramatic role for Hugh Jackman. 

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Movie 2: Leviticus

This is an Australian coming of age story that is part romance, part supernatural horror and part survival story.  Two teen boys come to terms with being gay as their parents and fellow town folks send them to a religious conversion therapy group.  Very good acting, especially by the teens.  At times difficult to watch even with some very tender moments.

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Movie 3: I Will Find You

This is an 8-part Netflix miniseries.  A father is falsely accused and imprisoned for killing his young son.  He escapes prison to prove his innocence.  Several twists and turns and good acting.  Each episode is about 47 minutes.  We binged watched it in one afternoon and evening.

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Toy Story 5, Voicemails for Isabelle, Scary Movie

Movie 1: Toy Story 5

This is the 5th movie in Disney’s juggernaut franchise. The usual cast of lovable characters has returned. This version does a very good job bringing in technology as Woody and Buzz take a backseat to Jessie. Its first weekend set global box office records. Once again children of all ages will enjoy the clever animation, messaging and laughter.

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Movie 2: Voicemails for Isabelle

This is a very enjoyable Netflix romantic comedy/drama.  A young woman leaves her late sister voicemails as she tries to heal from the shock of her death.  She doesn’t realize that her sister’s phone number has been given out to someone else.  And this someone else travels to San Francisco to find her.  No great message here, just nice scenes of San Francisco and a good story.

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Movie 3: Scary Movie

This is movie number 6 in the Scary Movie franchise.  We don’t remember seeing any of the previous five.  But what we’ve read this version reunites all the original characters.  We aren’t exactly sure what this film is about other than there is a lot of slap stick humor and mayhem.  And more than a few murders.  We found it dumb and more than a little boring.  But it does have a couple of good political zingers.

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Masters of the Universe, Disclosure Day, Stop! That! Train!

Movie 1: Masters of the Universe

This is a sci-fi adventure that is loaded with special effects, humor, romance and more than a little testosterone.  The hero of this saga gets separated from his magical and powerful sword and he sets out on a quest to find it.  And along the way he meets all manner of obstacles.  But for us there was so much going on it just got boring and we finally thought so what?  But aficionados of this genre will enjoy it.

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Movie 2: Disclosure Day

This is a marvelously entertaining sci-fi alien adventure with Steven Spielberg’s brilliant human connection.  A group of scientists and journalists try to release footage of aliens on earth to the public.  While, of course, the government tries to stop them.  Excellent acting all around, with a sure Oscar nomination for Emily Blunt.  We thoroughly enjoyed this what soon will be an instant classic.  Spielberg’s best movie in years. 

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Movie 3: Stop! That! Train!

We had no idea what this movie was about until a friend said lets go see it.  What a fun, campy surprise.  A group of drag queens are on an out of control speeding train, headed for all places, anti-drag queen Florida.  With all manner of slap stick humor along the way.  Including RuPaul as President of the United States and a slew of cameo appearances by a dozen actors.  By no means great filmmaking.  Just a fun 90 minutes.

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Passenger, Power Ballad, Office Romance

Movie 1: Passenger

This is a low budget horror film that is actually pretty good and doesn’t try to insult the viewer nor take itself too seriously. A young couple goes on a road trip adventure and witnesses an accident. Then a demonic presence joins the trip. Surprisingly good cinematography and acting. It kept us entertained and more than a little scared.

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Movie 2: Power Ballad

A wedding singer and a struggling boy band singer unexpectedly meet at a wedding in Ireland and spend the night writing songs.  One song they write becomes an overnight sensation.  This is an unexpectedly feel good movie with very fine acting, singing and important messages about friendship and respect.  Thoroughly enjoyable.  

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Movie 3: Office Romance

This is a Netflix romantic comedy that falls flat and misses on almost every level.  Jennifer Lopez plays the CEO of a New Jersey company who gets romantically involved with an employee, breaking all the Human Resources rules.  As much as we wanted to enjoy this movie it is sadly dull and boring.  Much of the acting and writing is just embarassing.

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I Love Boosters, Tuner, The Wizard of the Kremlin

Movie 1: I Love Boosters

This is an outlandish and outrageous comedy about the social implications of shoplifting. Those of us living in large cities saw this kind of behavior firsthand during covid, where gangs of youth went into stores and blatantly stole things right in front of everybody. This is definitely a satire on those days. The costumes are amazing. Very good writing and acting. It took us awhile to get into this movie, but once we did, we just sat back and enjoyed.

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Movie 2: Tuner

This is a very entertaining, and at times tense, thriller where a piano tuner with perfect pitch turns to safecracking to earn extra money.  Several twists and turns all very well done.  And the movie sheds light on a very severe, but under reported, hearing illness called hyperacusis.  Leo Woodall is becoming quite the good actor.  And always wonderful to see Dustin Hoffman.  Large theater release worldwide.  

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Movie 3: The Wizard of the Kremlin

This is a fascinating political thriller drama set against the backdrop of years of chaos in Russia following the fall of the Soviet Union.  It is based on fact with a lot of creative license thrown in.  Excellent acting by Paul Dano and Jude Law.  It follows the rise of Vladimir Putin from his early KGB days to almost present time.  Limited theater release but should be streaming somewhere later this year.

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